Cool, creamy, cheesy, crunchy — and totally addictive.


Recipe Overview

  • Servings: 4–6
  • Prep Time: 10 minutes
  • Chill Time (Optional): 15 minutes
  • Total Time: ~15–25 minutes
  • Protein: ~7g per serving
  • Calories: ~220–260 kcal per serving
  • Low-Carb/Keto Friendly:
  • Diet Type: Gluten-free, customizable

Ingredients

Base Salad:

  • 2–3 cups sliced cucumbers (English or Persian for best crunch)
  • ½ cup ranch dressing (store-bought or homemade)
  • ½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
  • ¼ cup sliced green onions
  • ¼ cup crumbled crispy bacon
  • 1 tablespoon fresh chopped dill (or 1 tsp dried)
  • ½ teaspoon garlic powder
  • Salt & black pepper to taste

Optional Add-ins:

  • 1 hard-boiled egg (chopped)
  • 1 tbsp sunflower seeds
  • Cherry tomatoes (halved)
  • Diced avocado or crumbled feta
  • 1 tbsp sour cream or mayo (for creamier texture)

Instructions

Step 1: Prep the Cucumbers

  1. Wash cucumbers and slice thinly (⅛ to ¼ inch).
  2. If using large cucumbers, consider peeling or removing seeds.
  3. Sprinkle with salt and let sit for 10 minutes if you want to reduce moisture.
  4. Pat dry with paper towel.

Step 2: Mix the Dressing

  1. In a large bowl, combine:
    • Ranch dressing
    • Garlic powder
    • Dill
    • Salt & pepper
    • Optional: sour cream for a thicker, tangier dressing

Tip: Use Greek yogurt ranch for more protein.


Step 3: Assemble the Salad

  1. Add sliced cucumbers to the bowl with dressing.
  2. Fold in:
    • Cheddar cheese
    • Green onions
    • Most of the bacon (reserve some for topping)
  3. Toss gently to coat.

Step 4: Chill & Garnish

  1. Chill in the fridge for 10–15 minutes if desired.
  2. Top with remaining bacon, extra cheddar, and herbs before serving.

Serve cold. Store in airtight container up to 2–3 days (best eaten fresh).


Why It Works

  • Crunch + Cream: Cucumbers stay crisp in the creamy ranch base.
  • Savory & Satisfying: Bacon + cheese = salty bite and fat-fueled flavor.
  • 5-minute meal: Great for meal prep, BBQs, or keto snacking.

Storage Tips

Storage TypeDurationNotes
Fridge2–3 daysStore in airtight container
FreezerNot freezer friendly due to fresh veggies
Make AheadKeep cucumbers separate until ready to serve for max crunch

Nutrition (Per Serving – Est. 1/6 batch)

NutrientAmount
Calories230
Protein7g
Fat20g
Carbs4g
Fiber1g
Net Carbs3g
Sodium400mg

Adjust depending on ranch and cheese used.


FAQs

Q: Can I use bottled ranch?
Yes, but choose one that’s thick and flavorful. Hidden Valley, Primal Kitchen (for keto), or homemade work great.

Q: Can I make it ahead?
Yes — but store dressing separately and mix just before serving.

Q: Is this keto?
100%! Low in carbs and full of healthy fats.

Q: What can I use instead of bacon?
Try turkey bacon, real bacon bits, or omit for a vegetarian version.


Homemade Ranch Dressing (Bonus)

Want to DIY it? Mix:

  • ½ cup mayo
  • ½ cup sour cream
  • 1 tbsp chopped dill
  • 1 tsp garlic powder
  • 1 tsp onion powder
  • 1 tbsp lemon juice
  • Salt & pepper to taste

Stir well. Chill 30 mins.